Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you, mummy?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll
Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A: ME!!!
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick