New Year Resolution

Here goes:
1. Get fatter (guess lots of ger will kill me)
But I dun wanna get too fat.. just abit more to be able to wear those nice clothes
2. Get a better job (if I can)
Recently not that happy with my workplace.. anyway.. shh keep inside my heart.. and ganna inner injure.. just hope everything be over soon
3. Save more more $$
so that I can buy nice nice stuff.. and renovate my house..
4. Own a secondhand car with Dar dar
5. Sell/ Marry myself off to Dear.. haha